Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: A Movie Disaster

Published: May 25, 2008, 10:04 am

19 years after the Last Crusade that clearly wasn't, it's almost unfathomable that this hoary mishmash is the best that Lucas and Spielberg could cough up Have we learned nothing about disturbing dusty relics and mussing with primordial remains?Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Is Truly AbysmalHere's your hat, Indy, but, really, what's your hurry? Because 19 years after the Last Crusade that clearly wasn't, and 15 years after the old man joined Young Indiana Jones on the small screen to recount his glory days blowing horns with Sidney Bechet, it's almost unfathomable that this hoary mishmash is the best that George Lucas and Steven Spielberg could cough up.Have we learned nothing about disturbing dusty relics and mussing with primordial remains? These only lead to trouble melted faces, some crazy dude sticking his fist in your chest, and, well, more melting faces. This time, though, an even worse fate lies ahead for trampling trespassers: National Treasure by way of

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