How To Hook Up With A Deadspin Commenter

Published: August 7, 2007, 11:05 am

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by SportsGirl365, Strike Zones and End ZonesIn a world of eHarmony, Match.com, and JDate, internet hook-ups are becoming a socially accepted norm. There is, however, a much overlooked forum for match-making that has thrived underground the Deadspin comments section. I offer you a few tips for successfully hooking up with a Deadspin commenter.DO use the last post of the day as a chat room after midnight.DON'T use the term "Deadspinning" as a euphemism for commenter sex.DO attend a Pants Party. Apparently cheap seats and overpriced beer drives the commenting masses to a sexual frenzy.DON'T introduce yourself in person to a potential hookup by your commenter name, however.DO use your commenter names when calling out during sex. Nothing's hotter than hearing "Give it to me Phony Gwynn!" mid-thrust.DON'T underestimate the power of being the Combudsman. A promise of a commenter invite will turn any girl into a panty dropper.DO feel free to give your hook-up a +1 after a particularly

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