House of Mirrors: Derek Jeter or Tom Brady?

Published: July 29, 2007, 2:00 pm

Tags: bohchris, sportsgirl365, eric horowitz, derek jeter, sooze, house of mirrors, dcscrap, tom brady, theoriginaljd

by theoriginaljd, Six Pack Sports ReportHistory is full of great debate. Questions that remain unanswered like "what came first the chicken or the egg?" or "can you get pregnant through anal?" Luckily for you - the huddled masses - Epic Carnival is here to settle these arguments once and for all. House of Mirrors is your favorite Carnies taking a look at one another and debating the mysteries of the universe. This week the EC writers take a stab at debating if they could be either of these men for one weekend which would be it: Derek Jeter or Tom Brady?DEREK JETER:SportsGirl356 (Strike Zones and End Zones): Derek Jeter. Because then I'd get to have sex with Arod.BOHChris (Blog of Hilarity): Derek Jeter. I feel like if I had sex with Tom Brady, it'd make me gay, just because he's so metrosexual and kind of gay. But I think with Derek Jeter, he'd make me feel like it was just a couple of guys hanging out, only they happen to be doing things to each other involving penises (penii?). I've

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