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What to do when you attract the attention of a sexually neurotic woman |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 1:25 am |
| Tags: horror stories, humorous |
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by Lucas_Bantner. I am not particularly religious. But don’t worry; I am not here to write about religion itself, nor to make general claims about the attitude of the religious towards sex. I only state this as a fairly important point of contrast between myself and the woman of the title. Let’s call her Patsy. That’s not actually her name, of course, it’s the name of a good friend of mine’s cat. It will do for now, however. Patsy comes from a particularly devout sect, we won’t go into names or details, let’s just say that her flavor of religiosity resulted in the decision to abstain from sex until marriage. That’s cool, I actually admire someone with that kind of, what do you call it, stick-to-it-ness. It’s not something I could ever pull off so more power to ya, Pat. It creates an interesting tension, though, which I suppose is at the core of this story. Most of the members of her church end up doing one of two things: 1) [ Full article ] |
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