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Funny stuff from McSweeney's: "Understanding Food Labels You Might Encounter at Whole Foods." [The World's Fair] |
| Published: November 15, 2007, 11:37 am |
| Tags: humor stuff and in the best of worlds science humor stuff |
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Good old McSweeney's scores again. Free Range: Animals raised with a free-range lifestyle have plenty of room to stretch out and eat bugs. This is particularly important for chickens, which need at least two square feet of space at all times. Factory-farming conditions are like living in apartment buildings in big cities: a co-op is formed within the coop, and the poultry have grinding meetings on where to put the satellite dish and how much to tip the doorman at Christmas. As in a human co-op, any new members deemed unsatisfactory or weak are pecked to death. Other free-range items, such as tofu, need less room to grow. And the piece goes on and on. Read the comments on this post... [ Full article ] |
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