Get a credit card from the top rated credit cards WITH INSTANT APPROVAL !!!
FULMER CUP: “HO”-TRE DAME |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 9:58 am |
| Tags: fulmer cup, you had bad day, bizarro superman says you re welcome, bamf, college football, notre dame, coaches the bcs scandals arrests other eccentri |
|
The full–and we mean really, really full–Fulmer Cup report comes later today. But we must pre-empt and give you this amuse bouche from the blotter in South Bend, Indiana, where there actually are prostitutes. Derrell Hand, 20, a University of Notre Dame defensive end/nose tackle, was arrested and jailed Thursday afternoon for allegedly propositioning a prostitute. Hand, who was suspended indefinitely from the team Friday, was released from the St. Joseph County Jail on $250 bond Thursday. Go pimp one for the gipper, nurse. He’s fading. Hand was picked up as part of a sting operation by the South Bend police department. His defense should be that he merely speaks like that to not only every woman he meets, but every man, as well, as part of an undiagnosed Tourette’s tic. Judge: How do you plead, defendant? Hand: Ho, you know how we do. Payin’ to play, want it today, cash on the way whaddya say? Judge: One more outburst like that and you’ll be [ Full article ] |
 Blog link
Rating: 0 
|
No Comments...