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Five a day |
| Published: July 10, 2007, 1:00 pm |
| Tags: general nonsense, love |
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The Tesco delivery came early, before I was awake. AJ accepted it and put most of the stuff away. But when I came through to the kitchen, I found a carrier bag bulging with apples. I checked the receipt and realised that instead of ordering six apples, I had in fact ordered six kilograms of apples. Which is about eighteen pounds, or thirty-seven decently sized apples. And I'm the only one who eats apples."Didn't you notice?!" I demanded. "When these arrived didn't you think that this was an awful lot of apples for one person to eat in a week, especially considering all the other fruit we've got in?""Well yeah," he said, "but I assumed you felt a bit constipated." [ Full article ] |
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