Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Published: December 27, 2007, 5:42 am

Tags: adult humour, entertainment, jane, humor

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters… They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: “Nescafe”! Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop . Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Rothmans” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the pack: “Extra Long. King Size” She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another

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