EIGHT REASONS TO WATCH TAMU/MIAMI TONIGHT

Published: September 20, 2007, 5:29 pm

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You’re going to watch it, anyway, you sick, sick person. However, like the informed observer you are, you’re going to watch and enjoy it thanks to our list of eight totally true things, since you’ve already decided not to go to the gym, spend time with your significant other, or remain sober tonight. Good for you, trooper! Why, yes, they’re leaking right now, thank you very much. 8. Dennis Franchione is under so much pressure his teats leak condensed milk constantly. (This usually requires some firm pressure with a gloved hand. Food safety starts with you!) 7. Up to fifty thousand people to attend, the second largest gathering that night in Miami and the largest not involving muscular chickens with razors strapped to their ankles. Wait, there’s a Mets/Marlins game? Okay, third largest, and second largest without the death chickens, okay? 6. Stephen McGee, dual threat quarterback, finally embodies all that A&M fans truly want in a quarterback: tough,

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