Don't do it, Cowboys, not even with a gun held to your head

Published: September 13, 2007, 6:21 am

By JIM REEVES While I was pouring the cornflakes into the bowl this morning and reaching for the milk in the fridge, I checked to make sure I hadn't left the AK-47 lying out on the countertop again.My wife hates it when I do that ... leave the assault rifle on the island in the kitchen, right beside the cutesy little egg basket with the fake straw and flowers all around, I mean. Clutters things up, don't you know.But you know me ... I love the smell of gun oil in the morning.So, apparently, does Tank Johnson.This is just one reason the Cowboys should absolutely say no to the idea of signing Johnson, who was released by the Bears in late June, to solve their sudden emergency at nose guard.It has to be "Thanks, but no Tanks."Corny. Obvious. But effective.When Lake County police searched Johnson's home in suburban Chicago in December of 2006, they found six weapons, including two loaded assault rifles. One was lying on the kitchen counter in plain sight.You never know, I guess, when Al

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