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Dept. Of The Rich Are Different: Jenna & Henry Shocker: Rich Powerful White People Often Marry Each Other! |
| Published: October 2, 2007, 1:50 pm |
| Tags: dept of the rich different, drunks, first twins, gop, henry hager, jenna bush, republicans, wasps, weddings, white people |
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“The nation’s first family tree is about to gain a new branch,” the Washington Post reveals today. “The future in-laws, it turns out, are not unlike the Bushes.”Really?! That is news. While many Americans expected Jenna Bush to eventually shack up with a meth dealer in a Florida trailer park, it turns out her “background” and “pedigree” sort of determined long ago that she would marry another rich white douche from another rich and powerful family that makes billions of dollars on something that kills poor brown people — in Jenna’s case, that industry is oil and war, while in Henry Hager’s case, that industry is tobacco. What else do the cross-eyed lovebirds have in common? The Hager and Bush clans both go to fancy country clubs and rich people’s cocktail parties all the time. Both clans have wacky eccentrics in their past, such as Hager’s grandmother, who “rode sidesaddle on a white [ Full article ] |
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