Cryin’ Bob Butler

Published: August 1, 2007, 9:08 am

Tags: news, humor satire, scandals, computers

With apologies to Johnny Ray’s “Cry” … If your sweetheart leaves you for an older man, It’s no secret you’ll feel better if you slam her. When waking from a bad dream, Don’t you sometimes think it’s real? But it’s only false emotions that you feel. If your heartaches seem to hang around too long, And your blues keep getting bluer with each song, Remember hope can be found at the end of your hand. So pour your vengeance into an e-mail and click SEND. Pulitzer Prize winning author Robert Olen Butler, has found the Internet way of dealing with a broken heart. When his wife, Elizabeth Dewberry, left him to join the Ted Turner Collection, he poured his feelings into an e-mail and sent it only to his university's department. They would need to know the details of the break-up of his marriage. The thoughtful academics and young students should be warned that marrying a woman young enough to be one's daughter is no

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