COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMES TO CHINA

Published: August 8, 2007, 2:41 pm

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This panda fought Dan Hawkins. Bad idea, panda. The news that college football may actually be jaunting over to China for a game is thrilling, simply thrilling. The possibilities of watching Dan Hawkins in the Middle Kingdom alone should make for comedy as he sincerely poses at Taoist/Confucianist temples and seriously attempts to fight the greeters at Shaolin Temple. (”I’M A CHAMPION!!! CHAMPIONS DO NOT MAKE JOKES! FIGHT ME, PAJAMA BOY!!!”) We lived in and around China for a bit, and we’ve pondered the combination of football and Zhongguo on other sites. But let’s just imagine the possibilities for one more second, and not just for Boise State/Oregon, but for future matchups, too: –Boise calls “statue of liberty” play, but running back Ian Johnson is flattened and killed by a PLA tank on the one yard line. –Cal mascot Oski enjoys warm reception during first quarter, but is then stunned with repeated blows from a two-by-four

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