CHAD HENNE: JERKING UP FOR 2007

Published: August 28, 2007, 2:24 pm

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Lloyd Carr asks Chad Henne into his office. Henne sits down. Carr: Henne. You need to jerk it up a little. (HT: Larry Brown Sports.) Henne: Um, sir? Carr: Jerk it up. Henne: I…I don’t do that sir. And isn’t that a bit personal. I mean, I’ll do anything for Michigan football, but I can’t see how that’ll win…(Blushes.) Carr: Jesus, I’m not talking about badgering the witness. Henne: Oh, heh. Sorry. Carr: Burping the worm. Henne: Yes. Carr: Squeezing the toothpaste. Henne: Sir, I get it? Carr: See, that’s what I mean. Always with the sirs, the pleases, the ma’ams. Henne: Well, sure , sir. It’s– Carr: It makes you a total pussy, Henne. And total pussies cannot play quarterback in the Big Ten, Chad. Henne: Jeff George played for Illinois, sir. Carr: ILLINOIS IS NOT IN THE BIG TEN, HENNE!!! Henne:… Carr: Anyway, you’ve got to drop the civil shit and really get a cocktail fork into some

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