Do not mess with a pregnant woman’s food

Published: October 18, 2007, 8:00 am

Tags: bwahahaha, miss goosie, the king of beers

Okay, so I bought a package of Mint Double-Stuf Oreos with the intent of sharing them. Really. That was my intent. I swear. I ate a quarter of the package myself on Monday afternoon when Tacy was in kindergarten. Later that evening, Kyle commented: “Somebody ate a lot of Oreos.” I nodded. “Yep, I did.” Tuesday afternoon, I went looking for an Oreo. There were two left in the package. TWO. Who ate all my freaking Oreos? I ate the last two and put the empty package in the garbage. Again, later that evening, Kyle rummaged through the pantry and declared: “The Oreos are all gone!” I got defensive. “There were only TWO left this afternoon! And I only had a quarter of the package yesterday!” “Only a quarter of the package.” Only a pregnant woman could get away with saying that. He opened the pantry again and took out the microwave popcorn. “Hmmm…what’s this?” “WHAT?!” I shrieked. He

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