Bush's Brain Is Hanging Upside Down Dept.: Karl Rove's Political Career: 1993-2007

Published: August 13, 2007, 10:24 am

Tags: bush s brain hanging upside down dept, george w bush, karl rove, resignations, top

In truth, we should’ve had this post already prepared, like a Robert Byrd obit, but we are not the New York Times and Karl Rove’s departure has never really been a given. We kinda figured, like a lotta people, that he’d be hanging around the White House pretending to be optimistic and jocular until January of ‘09, when he’d hand over the reigns to President Ron Paul. But no, Karl’s resigning at the end of the month, and, in a final asshole move, he announced this to Paul Gigot at the Wall Street Journal. Karl Rove isn’t a genius, unless Lee Atwater and Chuck Colson were geniuses. He’s really goddamn good at winning elections for George W. Bush, and then once that’s done, he just hangs around fucking things up until the next election needs to be won. Hell, he could probably net Bush a third term if he started working at it now. But as it currently stands, his Permanent Republican Majority is more or less fucked for a

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