Best of the Best Week Ever!

Published: August 3, 2007, 6:00 pm

Tags: entertainment, best week ever, viral videos

Saying Suri Cruise is The Downy Baby is apropos on so many levels. (Please note: We're in love with Suri, and mean this as a joke.) Have you created your FriendSpaceBook profile yet? No? Well how else do you plan on proposing premature marriage to Maddox Jolie, you shmuck? Do it! How are you planning on celebrating Ike Turner Day? You know, a baby-tooth-whitening-pacifier might seem like a hilarious idea... but watch how far creator Alex Blagg laughs all the way to the skank bank. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage... Juan Mayer! Saying the word "bling" is totally over, whereas buying a "One Way Ticket to Krunkytown" is still totally acceptable hip-hop slang. Trust us. Best Show Idea Yet: Little People, Big DUI Rap Sheet. Best way to break up with someone? Treat them to a Baconator sandwich. They'll probably just drop dead in t-minus-sev -- oh, they already died? Oh. I'm... I'm so sorry for your loss. (45 minute pause) Change of Subj alertskies: Boner

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