Another Bush Pardon Announced

Published: July 6, 2007, 12:38 pm

Tags: george bush, humor satire, bill clinton, hillary clinton

This One Riles the Republicans. In response to the carping of Democrats over his non-pardon of White House aide Scooter Libby, President George Bush has “turned the tables” on the Dems and pardoned the Impeachment of President Bill Clinton. Bush went even further than anyone expected by pardoning both Bill and Hillary Clinton for the 140 pardons that Clinton signed on his last day in the White House. I want to be known as the Pardoning' President , Bush explained at a press conference announcing this unexpected turn of events. If I can pardon illegal aliens for breaking the laws of our country, then certainly I can pardon one former president for doing likewise. Afterall, I am a Christian and so is he and our faith teaches us to turn the other cheek.' I am pardoning both Clintons for their Presidential pardons and I am pardoning them for being hypocrites also. I am just a pardoning kinda guy. Never again will my predecessor have to endure the

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