A Wednesday in Need Is a One-Liner Indeed

Published: September 17, 2008, 11:00 am

Angry man on cell: I need a friend in my life! Do you hear me?! ...I don't care! I'm not leaving my wife for anyone!--Roosevelt Ave, FlushingOverheard by: oh, you thought my ipod was onGirl to friend: Tomorrow I'm finally unpacking and I'm buying a new sundress to wear on Sunday when I go out to brunch with my new love interest. But he doesn't know that's the direction our friendship is headed.--StarbucksOverheard by: A. PincusOlder woman with teased black hair on cell: But Frank, I don't want you to write a song about me. I want things to be as they were, friends when we were normal. Don't write me a song.--Staten Island FerryGirl to friend: Well, I'm friends with him too and I didn't sleep with him.--Shake Shack, Union SquareGirl to friend: I'm willing to let you sleep with my best friend and you still want more?--W 31 & 6thOverheard by: miseryAngry woman on cell: And then he told this complete stranger, "My ex-wife had lesbian

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