A Wednesday for Breakfast, a One-Liner for Lunch, and a Sensible Dinner

Published: May 21, 2008, 5:00 pm

Dancer girl: I dunno, I mean, like, I wish they made a size like, triple zero, so I would have something to look forward to, y'know?--Central ParkMan: Yeah, that's how you gain weight: a backed-up colon. I cleaned mine out this weekend.--B54 BusOverheard by: Alma MolatoOld woman, very loudly, in the middle of the movie: Boy, is she skinny!--Movie theater, 86th Street b/w 2nd & 3rdOverheard by: The New York CrankGirl on cell: If bitch can't afford to buy her own groceries, she can just get skinny!--Green Village Used Clothing, BushwickAnorexic fashionista: Any self-respecting anorexic knows that!--Lincoln Center, 62nd & 9thMan on cell: You went to a party last night? Well, that means you have to do three hours tomorrow. And I want you to drink lots of water, but none of that crystal light crap. That is seven calories that you do not need.--Blockbuster, Broadway Alsome Thumbs up Thumbs down Link · Email · Quote

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