A Metaphorical Representation Of Trent Green’s Pass Protection

Published: August 2, 2007, 4:00 pm

Tags: kill kill kill, big daddy drew, sharks fucking rule

Tiger Shark Destroys Turtle - Watch more free videosAs you probably already know, it's Shark Week this week, and thank God for that, because there ain't shit else on TV this month. I just wish they'd stop trying to make every shark-related special educational. Is there a more overly researched animal in the universe than the shark? Listen, there's only so much we can learn from sharks. I'm pretty sure over $2 billion in grant research has been spent on studying sharks, and that they've only learned three things:1. Sharks never sleep2. Sometimes sharks feel like eating humans, and sometimes they do not3. Sharks are fucking badassThat's it, really. There isn't much more to them. Sharks don't hold the key to finding cold fusion or the cure for AIDS. Scientists just like studying them because they fucking rule, and it beats studying algae. The other night I watched Les Stroud feed a group of sharks a turkey, a ham, and a side of ribs. He said he did it to give

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