A Liveblog of Huckabee, WALNUTS! and Mittens' Simultaneous Acceptance Speeches [Michigan Speeches] |
| Published: January 15, 2008, 9:32 pm |
| Tags: john mccain, liveblogging, michigan, michigan speeches, mike huckabee, mitt romney, primaries |
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I meant to just do a quick one-time liveblog of Huckabee’s loser speech; next thing you know they’re all going at the same time. Enjoy the sloppy three-part liveblog after the jump. 9:11 — Country music playing, because he’s in South Carolina. Wife looks fat, so so fa— 9:11! 9:12 — “There is world of hurt out there in America.” And for that, you can thank my son David. 9:13 — “I’m cumming from you.” Aww shucks, I wasn’t THAT good, Mikey. 9:13 — America’s looking forward to the government leaving us alone, which is why I’m here harassing your small bar talking about putting me in the government. 9:14 — Oh, here come the jokes: Vote for me or I’ll slash your tires or feed you to my Jesus fish. 9:15 — HE SAID REAGAN WAS IN FOURTH IN 1980! Maybe fourth to Zeus (Poseidon, that would be?), but certainly nothing less. 9:16 — My pastor used to tell me about getting [ Full article ] |
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