A FAREWELL TO AMOROUS BIG CATS |
| Published: July 17, 2008, 5:02 pm |
| Tags: all that you know is at an end, big 10 conference, people we love, ahhhspiders, alas, crying like a bitch, horribly sad, imaginary mascots, pain pain pain |
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Orgeron. Perrilloux. SLOCUM? One by one, our best material has gone gently into that good night of jucos and position coaching, and today we hear rumblings that an EDSBS Most Favored Son is an academic casualty and a Wolverine no more. In his own words, we give you Marques Slocum, remixed in sonnet-ish form. Read, remember, and mourn. got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me i hope my wife know ima be man! fuck dat spider I like 2 licky licky licky licky My mom CARLA i think she da realest bitch alive im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot! come on now! what type of question is dat? why da fuck am i doin dis interview shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday opera- no, musical- no, play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best [ Full article ] |
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