A BRIEF DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO YOUNG MEN

Published: August 13, 2007, 12:12 pm

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Matthew Stafford: Shit! Look at that shit, Mo. Mohammed Massaquoi: Fucking shit. Matthew Stafford: Holy. Shit. Mo Massaquoi: Holy. Shit. Stafford: (downs sandwich) That’s our fucking coach levitating. Mo: Upside-fuckin-down, man. He’s levitating upside-fuckin’-down. Stafford: Like he’s Neo, dude. Fuckin’ A. Mo: He’s the chosen one. He can read the Matrix. Fuck. Stafford: He just fucking walked right off the board and–BOOM!–he’s just fucking floating there. Mo: Holy smoking donkey dick, he’s still up there. Stafford: Just fucking sitting there. Wherever I go, it’s like his eyes are followin’ me. Mo: He’s gonna do that ’till I stop dropping balls, right? Stafford: I need a beer. Like, right damn now. Mo: He heard that. He knew you were gonna say that before you even said it. Stafford: Holy shit, he did, didn’t he? Holy fucking shit. Mo: How long’s he gonna be up there?

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