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| Published: July 24, 2007, 10:30 pm |
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To follow him by the clicking of his heels on the marble floor was to feel like one was in pursuit of a moody typewriter gone miraculously mobile. The way he was avoiding other people in the crowded lobby gave his footfalls a rhythmic resemblance to glitch-pop. Not that he cared, he was too focused on the prize to worry about the how he sounded getting there. The prize was actually a ridiculously overpriced closet in an office building that housed all the names that were fit to print in the lower half of the Fortune 500 list. It was leased by a blogger with a taste for celebrity gossip and a talent for making the most innocuous comment read like an agreement to collect firewood by a woman's peers in ancient Salem. More average people and industry watchers had offered up reviews of this one-person enterprise than they did of all the actors and musicians he belittled on a daily basis. Phrases like the definition of scathing,' as incisive as a scalpel about to wage battle on a [ Full article ] |
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