88 Ways You Can Celebrate 08/08/08

Published: August 8, 2008, 1:55 pm

1. In mathematics, the SI prefix for 1000 to the 8th power is yotta. Watch Seinfeld's "Yadda Yadda Yadda" episode in today's honor. 2. Memorize the 8 Principles of Fun, then decide you're not really up to it... since the divorce. 3. Take a deep breath. Feel that in your lungs? It's a whole balloonful of atomic number 8, people. 4. Writing the pre-trilogy to Oceans 11, starting with the script for Oceans 8. 5. Make love to a spider. 6. Drive 88 Miles Per Hour in an effort to go Back to the Future. 7. Visit the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts to celebrate the realist group of painters known as The Eight. 8. YAYAYAY!!! IT'S THE NUMBER 8!!! 9. Set your Tivo to record every. single. Olympic. Event. Then, sleep with one eye open, as your overworked Tivo might try to suffocate you in your slumber. 10. Wait until 8:08, then binge on an entire box After 8 Mints. So chocolatey, so minty, your throat will burn with bile and celebration! 11. Use the pickup

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