‘Gossip Girl’ Threatens All of Its Great Loves

Published: November 15, 2007, 9:40 am

Tags: intel, asians, blake lively, cw, gossip girl, interpol, sidekicks, steve aoki, the new york times

Okay, so no high-school party has ever had that great lighting. That may be unrealistic. But that girl in the background on the left? 100 percent real.Photo Courtesy the CWWe open with Blair in the confessional. She is wearing a headpiece with black netting over her eyes and fuck-you heels. "After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation," she explains to the priest behind the screen-thingy. "I performed in a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a self-absorbed pig who will act like it never happened, thank God." The priest raises an eyebrow. "Sorry," Blair says. "Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic." Well, we are, and we don't even care that Blair took the Lord's name in vain, because this is an excellent exposition technique! We also love how it blends with the recap montage at the beginning, which happens to be the longest recap montage of any show ever. What, do they think we don't

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