7 Reasons to NOT Be Barry Bond's 756th Home Run Ball

Published: July 28, 2007, 9:08 pm

Tags: lessons learned, 756, 757, 758, 800, alex rodriguez, ball, barry bonds, baseball, fans, hank aaron, home run

I sometimes wonder what other things I might be doing with my life if I weren't where I am now doing what I am doing now, whatever it might be at the time - serving in the Navy, preaching, teaching, blogging.I do know that I do NOT want to be the 756th Home Run Ball that Barry Bonds will inevitably hit.My reasons - 1. It is going to hurt when he hits me2. Chances are I am going to get wet3. If I don't get wet, I am going to be creamed by dozens of beer drinking idiots all NOT wanting a piece of me, but ALL of me so that they can in turn get rid of me. Oh, boy! 4. People everywhere but in San Francisco (most of them, too) are going to boo me, no matter how high I fly or how fast I go out.5. I will likely end up in some rich dude's safe, or

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