50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 1:55 pm |
| Tags: conan thinks your tailgate weak, that tough titties for you, bitches, bamf, college football, southeastern conference |
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It’s Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can’t sleep for the bloodrage we’re working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you chapter two of the Chairman’s manual with Reasons 1-25 Florida Rules and Tennessee Sucks Forever. Because they do, indeed, suck forever, sometimes as a football team, sometimes as a state, but most pleasingly to the Florida fan, when they suck together all at the same time in one sorrowful, audible slurp. 1. Tennessee is shaped like a parallelogram. Florida, however, is “America’s Wang.” And where would America be without its wang? 2. Florida great Steve Spurrier is a Volunteer State exile (Johnson City), meaning that the greatest coach ever born in Tennessee ran screaming from it the first chance he got, and never came back. There’s no humor there. It just really sucks for you, Vol fan, and makes us warm and happy inside. 3. Even after thirty [ Full article ] |
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