50 Indications Why You May Be Dating A Gold Digger |
| Published: July 10, 2007, 1:50 am |
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by Dan Burke. Let me just say this first: I am no authority on the so-called “gold diggers”. In other words, I have been fortunate so far not to date anyone who is interested in me solely for my money, nor had I dated anyone who took off with what little money I had. Yet I was able to come up with this extensive list rather effortlessly. How did I come up with this list so easily, you ask? It is probably because of fear of losing the money I need to eat, pay my rent, and pay my student loans. It also could be because I am so sick of hearing about these “celebutants” whose every move is thrown into the faces of Americans whether they want to hear about it or not. Either way, I surprised myself when I was able to come up with not 10, not 20, but a whopping fifty indications. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. But remember this: You’ll find that I constantly refer to the “Gold Digger” as a “her” [ Full article ] |
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