358 MILES

Published: December 20, 2007, 11:50 am

Tags: coaches the bcs scandals arrests and other eccentri, college football, mid major conferences, southeastern conference, allons y sec

I ain’t goin’ ta Atlanta. Thass a whole utha countrah! It should surprise no one to find that Georgians do not like to travel–after all, why do you think the place got torched by the Union Army? Mostly because Georgians just kept sending notes to the Union Army reading “Hey, it’s cold out. Come on down here and we’ll tussle.” It’s also scientific fact that 42% of Georgia fans are fat white guys who only leave the confines of Gwinnett County to go to Georgia games and for heart surgery, so the immobility isn’t surprising. What is surprising is seeing it quantified, especially in terms of mileage traveled. Georgia has traveled a total of 358 miles for nonconference road games since 1998. By comparison, Hawaii has traveled 72,918 miles. Not that Florida, or any other SEC team may complain about his, since Tom Tancredo himself envies the xenophobic tendencies fo the conference as a whole: Teams from the Southeastern Conference hold

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