Dept. Of Well Surprise, Surprise: Mitt Romney: A Folksy Throwback To Mormon Millionaires of the 1950s |
| Published: August 20, 2007, 12:57 pm |
| Tags: 2008, dept of well surprise surprise, fred thompson, gop, mexico, millionaires, mitt romney, mormons, republicans |
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Orange-skinned tycoon Mitt Romney isn’t just an incredibly rich executive trying to buy what few others want (the 2008 GOP nomination), he’s also a weirdo who speaks in some kind of bizarre Mayberry RFD language that only his 72 sons can understand. Here are some examples, and what they might really mean: “Gosh.” (Origin obscure; likely refers to “Goshen,” a mythical bible land between Las Vegas and Boulder.) “Boy, we’ve got the whole gopher village up here.” (This might be a sex thing?) “This is so much fun.” (Counting money.) “Whoop-de-doo!” (Definitely a sex thing.) “Gosh, I love America.” (He doesn’t want you to know his dad is Mexican.) “Holy Moly.” (Reference to the Mormon god, “Moly.”) “I do love chocolate malts!” (Something about Fred Thompson’s colorful and wide-ranging sex life.) “Oh, grunt.” (See [ Full article ] |
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