Dept. Of The Rich Are Different: Mitt Romney Wants To Be President Even More Than He Wants To Do Business In Iran |
| Published: August 14, 2007, 3:48 pm |
| Tags: 2008, dept of the rich different, gop, iran, mitt romney, oil, republicans |
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Our worst enemy of the moment is, apparently, the Evil Nation of Iran.* But the business of America is business and Mitt Romney is a gazillionaire businessman, so of course he’s been doing business in Iran forever. But to run for president these days, you need to act like you’re very concerned about the great enemy that is Iran. Romney went so far as to demand state pension funds divest from any companies doing any work in Iran. Tragically, this has come back to haunt Romney, and the poor little rich boy has been forced to sell off some of his Iranian business holdings. Mitt says it’s not really his fault that he’s making so much money from our alleged worst enemies, because he’s so outrageously rich that a lot of his business is done by somebody else running a “blind trust.” So who really knows how the Romneys are making money? They might be manufacturing all those poison Thomas the Tank Engine toys, or the poison dog food, or the [ Full article ] |
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