Dept. Of Unreliable Narrators: Bush Loves Hitlery, Hates Rudy |
| Published: September 24, 2007, 1:59 pm |
| Tags: 2008, democrats, dept of unreliable narrators, george w bush, gop, hillary clinton, primary, republicans, rudy giuliani |
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This is kind of like excitedly reporting stock picks made by a homeless lunatic, but George Bush Junior has apparently ended his long tragic silence about the 2008 candidates because, like all average dumb Americans, he just learned there’s a presidential election coming up next year. And what is Darth Chimpy McHitler’s conclusion? The most conventional wisdom of all, that’s what. Hillary will win the nomination, says Bush Junior, because she has the “great national presence and this is becoming a national primary,” whatever that means. Meanwhile, “Bush has expressed surprise that former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani remains the front-runner.” Us too, George, us too. True, all the GOP candidates are really loathsome human beings (with the exception of fifth-tier longshots “Nice Mike” Huckabee and Ron “People Who Don’t Know Anything About Politics Like Me” Paul), but Rudy is also a rat-faced liberal [ Full article ] |
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