10 things that will happen on Monday Night Football – Pats @ Ravens

Published: December 3, 2007, 7:02 pm

Welcome to a new installment on Football Crack: 10 things that will happen on Monday (or Thursday) Night Football. In it, we will explain 10 things that you can expect while watching that night's game. Some of them will be satirical, obviously, so if you're a factual whore, please leave now. Thanks. PATS @ RAVENS 10.) Ray Lewis will suffer a career ending injury from his pre-game dance. 9.) Kyle Boller will prove to the world he sucks balls again. 8.) Ben Watson will catch two balls for twenty three yards and inadvertently cause my fantasy team to lose it's seventh straight game. (FYI: For my team to win, I need a 110 yard, 1 TD game from Watson and for Donte Stallworth to shit the bed and pretty much not do anything at all I know, I'm being entirely too optimistic here, but give me a break I've lost six straight games.) 7.) The Patriots will cover the spread. If I wasn't throwing all my money into an online affiliate venture that is going to make me thousand

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