You just might be a liberal if:

Published: August 19, 2008, 10:00 am

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I picked this up from Townhall and thought it was quite clever, not to mention truthful. The original text was written by John Hawkins: You just might be a liberal if: You're sure the Constitution explicitly guarantees the right to abortion and gay marriage, but not the right to own a handgun. You think Dan Quayle is the dumbest Vice-President we ever had because he believed a flash card that misspelled "potato," but think Obama is a genius despite the fact he believes we have more than 57 states. You'd be more upset about your favorite candidate being endorsed by the NRA than the Communist Party. You think the same criminals who use guns in the commission of a crime will just hand them over to comply with the law if guns are made illegal. You know that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top 25% of income earners and you still feel that the rich "aren't paying their fair share of the taxes." You put a higher priority on oil pipelines possibly inconveniencing a few caribou

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