‘Tis The Season For Flesh Eating

Published: December 20, 2007, 10:28 pm

Tags: we re not making this up, employers, toilets, orgasm, walks, humping, monkey, eats, ugandans

Everything you’ve always wanted to know about zombies, flesh-eaters, and the undead but were afraid to ask. Until now. The world’s coolest bar brings us back to our simian roots. Female monkeys also scream the monkey version of “Oh, God! Yes! Yes! Yes!“ Don’t forget the World Orgasm Day. Sign up to stop making annoying ugly babies here. Dogs humping things, all the time. When the Netherlands says it wants a new island shaped like a tulip, you better be listening. Dragon eats cars. Enter only if you’re Prince Charming. “All women are whores. Just set the price.” In China, age doesn’t matter when it comes to making out in public. 100 Ugandans arrested for not having toilets, even those that didn’t actually fling shit at people. So a wolf walks into a bar, eats a steak sandwich, and walks out again… Man fired by angry lemur employers for posting Dilbert cartoon depicting “employers are drunken lemurs.” Man

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