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Title: Partly Cloudy: The Rap View count: 506380 Rating: 4.923135 (3981 ratings) Description: Just when you thought I couldn't look like any more of a loser, a video like this comes along. Hope you like it! Sorry for the delay...I got all this fancy new hardware/software and it took forever to figure out (since I'm dumb) so I finally just decided to make the video w/ the old stuff. Hopefully I can figure it out for next time! Al Roker is cool, make no mistake! More videos on the channel and at: http://www.goremy.com LYRICS: The names Remy Remz News got you getting bored fast? Buckle up, Chuck Heres your accuweather forecast Humidity 12, Temperature 52 And thats Farenheit, I dont deal with Celcius fool A high of 60 Is whats expected Whats the feels like? Man, thats subjective Sunny in the afternoon Cloudy late Heres the 10-day Im-a dominate! Got some wind gust blowing That yall gotta fear Got mad hydration In the troposphere Theres a big storm coming Y'all need to know that This tropical depressions so bad You gonna need some Prozac What's the chance of rain? 50%? That's annoying Is it gonna rain? I dont know, flip a coin Its gonna be cloudy Not full but partly Is that the whole forecast? Man, hardly. One part sun, 99 part clouds I mean, I dont know, I guess it could be The other way around You should check your instruments I ain't got no instruments, bub I just get here in the morning and right-click on Weatherbug Im Habib, you know that And my rhymes are so phat that the Iraqi weather service said to check this forecast Chilly tonight, the winds are calm Sunny tomorrow with a chance of bombs Clouds are forming in the south You know they are really Could be a storm about Or just smoke from argele Its gonna sleet in Tikrit Park your ride inside Or youll be sporting more hail damage Than my wifes thighs I got a PhD in weather, Im a doctor of Doppler Majored in clouds Minored in reading the prompter Bad weather on the map you say? Well just let me see It be moving to the left Just like MSNBC Got a storm down in the south We got a monster starting Gonna get you at the knees Just like Tanya Harding In the north it's getting cold You'll begin to freeze Like a polygamist leader You're all into teens Al Roker talking trash? Man, this better be good Or Im-a have to go and break His neck of the woods Come and see me in the office, Al Your face will get disabled Yeah, your stomach aint the only thing Thats gonna get stapled People can't tell a rain cloud? Im about to go insane Cumulonimbus That's Latin for dont wear suede. Reporting from the storm is my duty, yo Though I could tell you it was raining from the studio Cuz Im a weatherman See you five minutes before Letterman They got a whole weather channel, but Im better man Cuz you know Im just your local weatherman Yeah, you bet I am Back to you, Jim. Tags: goremy, go, remy, weather, report, forecast, radar, dopper, rain, news, program, al, roker, weatherman, meteorologist, virginia, Author: GoRemy |