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Title: Parody of "Umbrella" by Rihanna (aka "Best Sella") View count: 15437 Rating: 4.75 (161 ratings) Description: My apologies to Rihanna. I do think she is an AMAZING singer. I just wish that her record execs/management/whoever would focus on selling her music and not just marketing her body. She is talented enough to be successful while fully clothed. I wrote this parody after seeing girls that couldn't be older than 10 singing "Umbrella" on YouTube. I was bothered that girls so young were singing such a highly sexualized song. I'm assuming they didn't understand the innuendo (or maybe they did--which would make the whole thing even more disturbing.) I'm just trying to make a small point in a (hopefully) humorous way, so lighten up people. :) "Best Sella" A catchy song But I think something's wrong Cause the lyrics really suck But we all sing along Baby takes off her clothes And dances on her toes And puts Jay-Z in there Just for some added flair Because All you gotta have is a real hot body One the homeboys call a shawty No one cares if you can sing Shake your ass, and baby you're the next big thing Now the song's playing every hour All the poor guys gotta take a shower That's a sure way to a best sella That's a sure way to a best sella Gonna be a best sella Your vocal skills, are not enough to pay the bills You wanna have lots of checks, then you gotta sell sex What is the world coming to When a girl's expected to Show of all her skin, just to make it in the top ten Because So the song is not that great We'll spray you in body paint (You're kidding me There's no such thing as decency, is there?) Gonna pull out the stops We'll even let you dance with props It's selling Oh baby it's selling Baby You're kidding me You're kidding me Tags: best, harvey, leesha, parody, rihanna, sella, umbrella, Author: LeeshaHarvey |
