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Title: Much Ado About Shin Makoku - Kyou Kara Maou cosplay skit, Nekocon 2009 View count: 139 Rating: 5.0 (4 ratings) Description: "Much Ado About Shin Makoku" - Yuuri discovers yet another outlandish Shin Makoku tradition when he accidentally triggers his own soulmate selection ceremony. Skit for Nekocon cosplay, 2009. Transcript: Gunther: And then, of course that sort of remark didnt sit well with the Queen of Francia, so naturally she Your Majesty? Yuuri: Yes? What? Sorry Gunther: NO! Your majesty! You musnt do that! D: Yuuri: Do what, Gunther? Gunther: Oh! Leaning against the south window at a quarter past four in the afternoon on November 7th with your head tilted at a slight angle and your ankles crossed is the time-honored traditional stance of being ready to accept a mate by way of three-part selection! Yuuri: What?!? You have GOT to be kidding me! Gunther: No time for that now, your Majesty! I will go round up the three most eligible matches for you, and we will begin the ceremony! Yuuri: What? But Ithis doesnt make sense. He is cut off by Yozak, who appears from nowhere. Yozak: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to His Majesty King Yuuris Soulmate Selection Ceremony! Now, please welcome tonights special guest: King Yuuri himself! Yuuri: Hey, everyone. Yozak: Now, Your Majesty, on the other side of this wall are three contests. You will have exactly three questions to ask, understand? Before we choose your soulmate! Yuuri: What?? But - Yozak: Excellent! Alright, your Majesty. Question #1! Yuuri: I*sigh* Okay, fine. Contest numberuh, one. We are going on a romantic cruise getaway. What are you doing? Gunther: A romantic cruise getaway? With his majesty? Oh, the churning sea which churns like my love for his majesty! The sea air which blows like a refreshing breeze through my pure heart, carrying my feelings to him! OhhhhHEIIKAAAA!!! Yuuri: Er. Contest number three? Sara: Hmm I would have to say that I would be spending most of my time at the prow of the ship, carefully channeling your energy into a weapon to slaughter the opposing navies of all those who would stand in our way! Yuuri: Right. Okay. Contestant number two? What would you be doing if we were on a cruise together? Wolfram: Vomiting. Yuuri: Question number two. What kinds of things do you do for fun? Contestant three? Sara: Im sorry, Im unfamiliar with the word. Yuuri: Fine. Last question. Where would your ideal place be for a private moment? *Gunther recovers* Yozak: One is awake, your Majesty! Yuuri: Contestant One? Where would you take me for a private moment? Gunther: A private moment? With his majesty?! I-grck! *NOSEBLEED. He passes out again* Yozak: Nevermind. Yuuri: Contestant Three? Sara: A coffin. Yuuri: Hokay. Well. Two? Wolfram: Wellthe old, dirty building seemed to work out just fine, but Id prefer a bedroom in the future, thanks. Yuuri: What? Yozak: Right! Well, since Contestant Number One is dead, and Three is a total creeper, that leavesContestant Number Two! Wolfram: Well, what a turn of events this is. Engaged to my own fiancée. Yuuri: W-Wolfram? You were my ideal soulmate all along? Wolfram: You questioned this? Yozak: Now, as per Mazoku Tradition, we seal the pact! If you would, your Majesty? Yuuri: Would what? What do I have to do now? Wolfram: Ugh. You wimp. Yozak: Alls well that ends well, right? *winks* Gunther: OhHeikkaa Tags: kyou kara maou, yuuri, wolfram, yuuram, cosplay, nekocon, 2009, 09, kkm, yozak, gwendal, gunther, saralegui, Author: TheBitterSuite |
