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Title: lockhart is a hack (wrock song!) View count: 952 Rating: 4.986111 (72 ratings) Description: you know...in case you've ever wanted to memorize the magical creatures in alphabetical order. the album i'm trying to write is coming along nicely. it is such fun. i still need a couple more songs... and i like making other people be creative for me... so suggest magical creature related song titles in the comments! lyrics! G D F C Im normally a nice person but i get a murderous gleam In my eye when i think about that jerk lockhart I spent years studying and then he comes in With his smile and terrible books and he thinks That he is better than me but does he even know that Theres the Acromantula, Ashwinder, Augurey, Basilisk, Bowtruckle, Bundimun, Centaur, Chimaera, Chizpurfle, and Clabbert, Crup, Demiguise, Diricawl, the Doxy, and a whole lot of Dragons, Like the Antipodean Opaleye, And the Chinese Fireball, The Common Welsh Green, And the Hebridean Black, The Hungarian Horntail, Norwegian Ridgeback, Peruvian Vipertooth, And the Romanian Longhorn, The Swedish Short-Snout, And the Ukrainian Ironbelly I know them all But what the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockart know He only sells his books because hes totally a whore Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more What the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockhart know Theres the Dugbog, and the Erkling, Erumpent, Fairy, Fire crab, Flobberworm, Fwooper, the Ghoul, and the Glumbumble Gnome, the Golden Snidget, Graphorn, Griffin, Grindylow, Hippocampus, Hippogriff, Horklump, and the Imp, the Jarvey, Jobberknoll, Kappa, Kelpie, Knarl, Kneazle, Leprechaun, Lethifold, Lobalug, and the Mackled Malaclaw, the Manticore, Merpeople, Moke, Mooncalf, and the Murtlap, I know them all But what the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockart know He only sells his books because hes totally a whore Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more What the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockhart know Theres the Niffler, and the Nogtail, the Nundu, Occamy, Phoenix, Pixie, Plimpy, Pogrebin, Porlock, the Puffskein, and the Quintaped, the Re'em, Red Cap, Runespoor, Salamander, Sea Serpent, and the Shrake, the Skrewt, Sphinx, Streeler, Tebo, and the Forest Troll, the Mountain Troll, and the River Troll too, the Unicorn, Werewolf, and all the Winged horses, Like the Abraxan, And the Aethonan, The Granian, And the Thestral, And i cant forget theYeti, Who could forget the yeti? I know them all But what the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockart know He only sells his books because hes totally a whore Smiling for the ladies cuz he knows theyll pay more What the hell does lockhart know What the hell does lockhart know Lockhearts a hack. Tags: harry, potter, wizard, rock, wrock, ukulele, original, song, Author: hopeonatenspeed |
