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Title: John McCain's So Old View count: 188 Rating: 2.2 (5 ratings) Description: A parody of Carly Simon's You're so Vain Lyrics: You walked into the campaign Like you were walking down to bingo Your hair strategically combed over bald spots Your shoes they were starched white You had one hand on your walker As you watched yourself age fast And your opponents they dreamed you'd retire Dreamed you'd retire and You're so old You probably go to bed at 8:30 You're so old I bet you still watch Wheel of Fortune Don't you, Don't you? You had me just eight years ago When you were just over 60 You were kicking ass on the straight talk express And we were sure that you would win But you fell victim to some dirty tactics All coming from Georgie You had some dreams now they're clouds in your memory Clouds in your memory, and You're so old You probably could've served in World War Two You're so old I bet you sometimes yell at the tv Don't you, don't you, don't you? You had some dreams, now they're clouds in your memory Clouds in your memory, and You're so old You probably cant even hear this You're so old I"ll bet you've never heard of youtube Have you? Have you? Well I hear you like to go out to eat Only early bird specials will do Then you'll hang out at the senior center To play some shuffleboard and nap by the pool You've got pills you need to take all the time And when you don't, you might Say something stupid or have a senior moment Have a senior moment and You're so old You could be the dad of Obama You're so old At least we'll only get you for one term One term, one term, one term You're so old I hope we don't really elect you You're so old I hope we don't really elect you Tags: john, mccain, presidential, election, carly, simon, you're, so, vain, old, Author: heyshneal |
