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Title: Hey There, Hermione (Real Lyrics) View count: 832 Rating: 4.7619047 (21 ratings) Description: An epic "Hey There, Delilah" parody based on "A Very Potter Musical's" Ron and Malfoy and their deep and hilarious love of Hermione Granger. Enjoy! M: Hey there Hermione, What's it like back there at Hogwarts? I'm 50 million light years distant, Learning magic here at Pigfarts, A place to be A talking lion's teaching me Sorcery R: Hey there Hermione, You are dumb - you make me binge eat Since the Yule Ball I've gained 20 lbs I'm filling up on treats It really blows - But you're the hottest witch I know Except for Cho Both: Oh, you've cast a spell on me Or slipped a potion in my tea Please, Hermione, hear my plea I'm asking on my knees (x2) M: Hey there Hermione, Look I know, I've been quite hateful Please ignore those Mudblood insults If you did, I would be greatful Since you see Crabbe and Goyle pressured me No, really! R: Hey there Hermione, Okay, yeah, I've been a jackass I feel bad for pushing you into that pot In Potions class, Don't need to whine I'm sure your hair will grow back fine Just give it time. Both: Oh, you've cast a spell on me Or slipped a potion in my tea Please, Hermione, hear my plea I'm asking on my knees M: Your frizzy hair is driving me To sing aloud for all to see I love you more than Weasley ever could R: But don't you see that I'm the one That what we have has just begun I'm so not mean - I'm just misunderstood Both: Hermione I can promise you That by the time that we get through Hogwarts will never be the same And you're to blame Both: Hey there Hermione, Look, my cards are on the table Well, I would have told you earlier If only I were able To let you know That in your Yule Ball dress you glowed I couldn't even say hello. Will you be my girlfriend, not my bro? Whoa, whoa, whoa Both: Oh, you've cast a spell on me Or slipped a potion in my tea Please, Hermione, hear my plea I'm asking on my knees (x2) Whoa, whoa, whoa, etc... Credits: Arrangement and Lyrics by Tori (Malfoy) and Audrey (Ron), featuring Melanie as Hermione, with special thanks to Nora and Katherine Tags: harry, potter, musical, hey, there, delilah, parody, ron, malfoy, hermione, very, video, starkid, avpm, plain, white, t's, real, lyrics, weasley, draco, granger, danger, rowling, Author: AccioGuitar |
