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Title: Fanfiction response (MangyCarface style) View count: 202 Rating: 0 (0 ratings) Description: I don't even like team fortress 2. Some foreigner I don't like wrote a fanfic about me. It was 9 at night and Le Cocky just got out of work. Le Cocky: "I'm so tired, and so dirty from all the, hard work i did. I think I'll take a shower." Forgetting to lock the door Le Cocky walks to the bathroom, unaware that he is not by himself. For there is another person lingering about, in his domain. SEX WAFFLES, Le Cocky's best friend was following him. Whom has been following Le Cocky after he left work. As SEX WAFFLES came close to Le Cocky's house he noticed that his door was still open, for there was a crack of light that shined through it. SEX WAFFLES then knew that this would be his only chance to finally seal the relationship between him and Le Cocky. SEX WAFFLES then entered Le Cocky's home which strongly smell like exotic fruits. *Shower Turns On* SEX WAFFLES: "Hmm?!" "Taking a shower Le Cocky, eh?" "....Perfect...." SEX WAFFLES smiles and then walks to the where the sound is originating from. As SEX WAFFLES approaches, he hears Le Cocky gayly singing Hanson - Mmmbop(!p p/mmmbop) *SEX WAFFLES chuckles* and proceeds into the washroom(Bathroom). Whilst he enters, he sees Le Cocky washing his hair with shampoo he recently purchased from Victoria's Secret. Being as quiet as can be SEX WAFFLES waits behind the cabinet for the right moment. SEX WAFFLES notices Le Cocky peeing in the bath tub, seeing this, SEX WAFFLES starts to attain an erection while watching Le Cocky urinate in his bath tub. Le Cocky then rinses his hair, in doing so he got soap in his eyes. Le Cocky: "AHHhhhhHH ARRrrrrrhHHHGGG FUCKING VICTORIA'S SECRET" As Le Cocky is blind and frustrated SEX WAFFLES then knows it is time for him to take action. SEX WAFFLES quickly embraces Le Cocky hugging him so tight that he cannot move. Le Cocky: "WHO ARE YOU??!!" SEX WAFFLES: Calmly says, "Your Best Friend" Confused and blind Le Cocky tries to escape, but his efforts only slows the down the inevitable. SEX WAFFLES then pinches and twists Le Cocky's tiny nipples and starts to nibble on his ear. Le Cocky: "STOP IT!!!" SEX WAFFLES: "Dont worry Le Cocky, Ill take good care of you." SEX WAFFLES starts to work his way from his nipples to his penis, as SEX WAFFLES hand rubs its way to Le Cocky's groin area, he notices Le Cocky's penis starting to become erect. SEX WAFFLES then starts to deftly masturbates Le Cocky like a pro. *Le Cocky lets out a moan* SEX WAFFLES then masturbates him furiously. Le Cocky: "STOP IT! IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT ILL CUM!!!" SEX WAFFLES pauses and starts to masturbates him slower. Le Cocky: "Wha-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" SEX WAFFLES: "You told me to stop right?" Le Cocky: "W-Well ya bu-" SEX WAFFLES: "But what?" Le Cocky: "I-I sorta-" SEX WAFFLES: "Sorta, what? Sorta wanna cum?" LE Cocky: "N-Ye-" SEX WAFFLES: "ASK FOR IT!!!" Le Cocky: "W-WHAT!?" SEX WAFFLES: "ASK!!!" Le Cocky: "I-I" SEX WAFFLES: "SAY IT!!!" Le Cocky: "PLEASE MAKE ME CUM!!! I WANT TO CUM" SEX WAFFLES then furiously masturbates Le Cocky making him cum all over the bathtub SEX WAFFLES: Oh my, you came so much. It's so thick too and smells nice. SEX WAFFLES SMILES SEX WAFFLES: "Now its my turn" SEX WAFFLES pushes Le Cocky to the washroom floor, then unzips his pants revealing his fully erected penis. The still blind Le Cocky is still confused and unaware of what is going on. Le Cocky: "Is anyon-Mmmmph" SEX WAFFLES had violently stuck his penis inside Le Cocky's mouth, and started to hump Le Cocky's face. SEX WAFFLES: "Who's the FUCKFACE NOW!!!??" SEX WAFFLES came and laughed, then pulled his wet cock out of Le Cocky's mouth. SEX WAFFLES then grabbed Le Cocky's head and put his face against the showers cold glass door. Le Cocky knew what was going to happen next... Le Cocky: "WAIT!!!.....I dont think I'm ready yet", Le Cocky said nervously SEX WAFFLES paused, and ignored what Le Cocky said, so SEX WAFFLES stuck his penis into Le Cocky's anal canal, which was quite easy because he IS a giant asshole. SEX WAFFLES thrusted upon Le Cocky violently, Le Cocky suddenly farted. And suddenly Le Cocky shitted. SEX WAFFLES cock was covered in shit. Furious, SEX WAFFLES made Le Cocky suck his dick with all the shit on it. SEX WAFFLES: "SUCK IT CLEAN" Le Cocky: "MmmmpHH" After Le Cocky cleaned SEX WAFFLES penis. SEX WAFFLES pushed Le Cocky's head to the ground knocking him unconscious. SEX WAFFLES then took a quick shower, put his clothes on and left the washroom. Upon leaving the washroom SEX WAFFLES heard a woman outside Le Cocky's door. Mysterious Voice: "Is anyone there? Hello? Le Cocky? I have some extra jello and breadsticks I thought you might want it" SEX WAFFLES cautiously opened the door... SEX WAFFLES: "FRAGDICKS???!!!" Tags: love, horses, best, of, all, the, animals, their, my, friends, Author: MoiCocky |