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Title: Confessions of Boston Sports Fan View count: 171 Rating: 1.0 (1 ratings) Description: I, Brandon, the dirty Frenchmen, de la Who's-Your-Mamma, seek grave apology, as a native of the New England area for the following misgivings related to Bostonia professional sports. My cognitive dissonance has reached its apex and I can no longer turn a blind eye to the facts of all that is wrong with Boston's professional sports teams. This is my Mea Culpa. 1. Tom Brady is the most overrated QB of the modern era. Quarterbacks that are currently better than Tom Brady include Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Phillip Rivers, Kurt Warner, Jay Cutler, and Kordell Stewart. 2. Holding baby lambs in Stetson advertisements is not gangster. Neither is the Tom Brady rule. 3. Without the tuck rule, the Patriots would have never won their first Super Bowl. It totally was a fumble and I fully admit to that Belichek paid the refs off to get that call. It is shameful that the Patriots won the Super Bowl that year. 4. Bill Belichek has disgraced the professionalism of head coaching. Old school coaches like Vince Lombardi, Don Shula, Chuck Knox and Tom Landry use to wear suits and act professional towards the media. Not Belichek, I've come to realize he's a straight up asshole. 5. Hoodies are a disgrace to the NFL 6. Returning to the NFL after a seizure is really not a big deal. In fact, it shouldn't be celebrated at all. 7. Rodney Harrison really was the dirtiest player in the history of the NFL. 8. A $500,000 fine and the loss of a draft pick was not enough for the shame of Spygate. The only proper restitution would be to have at least two Lombardi trophies revoked. 9. Going undefeated in the regular season is stupid; especially you lose in the super bowl to the younger, dumber Manning brother. 10. If it were not for the Oakland Raiders and the gift trades they've provided to the Patriots, the Patriots would be a less than average team. In fact, sometimes I actually wish I was a Raiders fan. Wearing make ups to games is more suitable to my personality. 11. The Boston Red Sox have become what we hate. After waiting 86 years for the Red Sox to win a World Series, my team is no better than the New York Yankees. From now on, the two merged teams should be called the New England Yankees. 12. Steroids are bad. Anyone who's known to use steroids should be banned from baseball and all their records expunged. That said, 91 years and counting. The curse of the Bambino lives on. 13. Wrigley Field is significantly better than Fenway Park. 14. I hate Tom Brady. 15. The Boston Bruins are a joke. Thank god the Colorado Avalanche were able to get Ray Bourque a Stanley Cup before he retired. The Colorado Avalanche fans are significantly better than Bruins fans. That's a fact. 16. Rondo is an alien. 17. Ben Asscrack's existence is Boston's fault. Gigli and Fever Pitch. Worst. Movies. Ever. 18. When Wade Boggs won the world series with the New York Yankees, a little piece of me died. When Wade Boggs rode on the back of a horse cop into the yankee stadium, it confirmed that he's a homo and it actually gave me some wood. You know, a boner. 19. I apologize for everyone that refers to the Red Sox as the Sox. The White Sox are the Sox. Their hat says Sox on it. They win. 20. When I saw Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat, it made me smile big time. The New England Yankees are my favorite baseball team. In conclusion, Tom Brady abuses dogs sexually, which is worse than killing dogs like Michael Vick. I actually heard Brady has cock fights with dogs. And by cock fights, Im talking literally and figuratively. When Tom Brady does it doggy style, he is actually F-ing a dog in the A. Its true. Finally, the Denver Broncos are the Greatest Franchise in the entire world and John Elway is the greatest Quarterback of ALL TIME. Tags: boston, sports, tom, brady, new, england, patriots, confession, denver, broncos, red, sox, big, papi, manny, Author: moycsu |
