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Title: Bob Dylan's Facebook Song View count: 82791 Rating: 4.4874716 (439 ratings) Description: The Subterranean Facebook Blues -- Bob Dylan's song about Facebook -- Joined a group that loves Rent Interested in women How do you know this friend? Colbert For President Draftin' a wall post Work had the page blocked Message in your inbox "Would you like a Friend Block?" Look out kid! That application's shit! God knows when You'll ever need it again You better check out the marketplace Play some Texas Hold-Em A guy you met once in college Adds an event A toga party at Bill's You'll "maybe attend" Photo of a hot bird WonderBra, no skirt But it's just an advert For data entry work Add it to your PDA Witty status updates Must check 'em every day "Would you like a Nickname?" Look out kid That application's shit! Hide your work info Don't add Poke Pro Mentioned in a new note Pick your favourite Scrubs quote Watch a video Tagged in a photo Kinda like MySpace Without as many emos Aw, Friend Grid, Friend Wheel Friend Wall, Fun Wall Super Wall, Wall-to-wall I think I've got too many walls Your profile's private "Would you be a pirate A werewolf, zombie Or vampire maybe?" Oh, look out kid! That application's shit Movie quiz leaders Rock paper scissors So your mini-feed says The girl by the whirlpool You hooked up in high school If I was a stripper My name'd be Honey Dripper Ah birthday remind Online at ten oh nine, Obama's fine, Take a quiz, make a list Show all of your interests Shag her, shoot him, free gifts Futurama Addicts New notification "You wanna add Superlatives?" Look out kid! That application's shit No longer listed as single But actually I'm single I just don't want my profile To say I'm really single I think I'm done Adding pics to an album Screw all of this, I think I'll just go call someone -- http://www.jamestinniswood.com.au Tags: facebook, song, bob, dylan, parody, subterranean, homesick, blues, spoof, yt:crop=16:9, Author: almostfamous83 |
