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Title: Billy Mays - The Brentwoods ("Billie Jean" Parody) View count: 403 Rating: 5.0 (6 ratings) Description: A parody of Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" rewritten as a comedic tribute to the late tv pitchman, Billy Mays. Featured on The Brentwoods' fifth album, "Funemployment". Download this & other Brentwoods' hits on Last.fm! http://www.last.fm/music/The+Brentwoods AND become a fan on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Brentwoods/36605653229 Lyrics: I saw a guy selling OxiClean on my TV screen It's powered by the air I breathe and activated by the water that you and I drink Yeah it's actived by the water that you and I drink He said that his name was Billy Mays, he'd yell it in your face Then he proceeded to show the ways to use OxiClean On your clothes, on your rug, or tile grout Billy always threw in a Super Shammy free and a bottle of world famous orange clean And Billy would upgrade me from a two to six pound tub It all came at one low price, it cost 19.95 Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman He made me want to buy things I didn't need Like the Gopher and Zorbeez Things that I didn't need, like Kaboom and OxiClean His infomercials aired night & day I couldn't get away He might've even used cocaine but that's ok Cuz I don't judge people who do drugs Cuz I've done drugs myself, and I reccomend you try some yourself He even starred in a tv show Discovery Channel His co-star Anthony Sullivan also sold things Like the Smart chopper and Swivel Sweeper Billy always threw in a Super Shammy free allow 28 days per delivery Pay with MasterCard or Visa or American Express You could even send a check to OxiClean's address Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman He made me want to buy each product he sold Like the Impact Gel Insoles Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman He made me feel like I needed each thing he pitched Like the Quick Chop and Handy Switch I just had to have it, The Ding King and Tool Band-It he was on everyday, Turbo Tiger and Flies Away Billy Mays was the greatest pitchman I wanted to take advantage of each offer Energize and the AwesomeAuger Every product he'd show me, Like WashMatik and Steam Buddy Tags: billy, mays, anthony, sully, sullivan, as, seen, on, tv, oxiclean, oxi, clean, zorbeez, pitchmen, discovery, channel, 2009, cocaine, dead, death, shammy, parody, joke, funny, parodies, weird, al, yankovic, infomercial, 911, comedy, legend, tribute, television, song, famous, celebrity, people, celebrities, personality, june, willie, willy, beard, loud, silly, cannabis, weed, booze, beer, alcohol, pot, commercial, last, final, spot, first, outtakes, bloopers, 50, live, camera, show, died, rip, 1958, untimely, sad, joker, blazed, jeffrey, jeffries, kopec, kenan, kel, Author: thebrentwoods |
