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a Youtube Poop by GreatBritishTurd
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Title: a Youtube Poop by GreatBritishTurd View count: 1112 Rating: 4.82 (22 ratings) Description: A perfect Youtube Poop? The video with the highest amount of views on April 1st (Youtube Poop's Official Anniversary) wins the title and the prize. http://youtube.com/GreatBritishTurd "Youtube Poop is tasty and malicious, served up like a honey roast kitten on a gold-lined television platter smeared in pixilated after images. Have you eaten much Youtube recently? Good! What you see here is the by-product of yestersecond's viewing. Chew 'em up, spit 'em out into your favourite editor and spread it over the interwebs. Fabulous stuff! Makes your retina go square with the edges cut off to the point where they are round and healthy again. See? Better than crack or smoking. Remember kids, contrary to popular believe, smokings good for the bones and teeth. Cabbage. Lots of things happen in this little corner of the interwebs as it were. The shitstorm conjured by windows movie maker and the like makes others laugh, cry, annoyed, or just plain crazy, and one of those must be you if you've stayed long enough to watch any of these. Unless you're a rhubarb. Excuse the fruit salad. Two sugars. No salt. "Asides from selling up your house and your soul to this weird and wonderful art, I would like you - yes, YOU. As I'm typing this that probably includes me as well - is to buy a copy of the Daily Fail or the Retardian, or any British middle class of middle muggle england - GOD SAVE THE QUEEN /salute - newspaper with left or right or diagonal leanings, scan/photograph each page, and make a poop out of that, so then the letters pages will be full of ranty attacks when they catch wind of this "'Vile and degrading artform spawned from the devil that was rock and roll' - Daily Fail, 4 stars", put all of them into a text-to-speech editor, and then throw that into the mix. What, am I serious? Of course! Money grows on trees right? "And if you need inspiration, go to the vid this masterpiece is responding to. If that doesn't work, YOU MUST BE HARDENED WITH FIRE!!!111!!ONe! Oh shi-" Tags: campaign, greatbritishturd, perfect, poop, youchewpoop, youtubepoop, ytp, Author: YouChewPoop |
