TODAY | March 20, 2014
>>> welcome back to "today" this thursday morning, march 20, 2014 , first day of spring. and you know what signifies the first day of spring?
>> time to shave?
>> natalie and tamron comparing the stubble on their legs.
>> we shouldn't even go there.
>> are you kidding me?
>> all the leg fetish guys in america --
>> come on, get off that shot.
>> i looked down and i was like what just -- overnight? oh!
>> all right.
>> i got you beat, man.
>> i waxed this morning.
>> jimmy, off that shot.
>> the director is telling you -- jimmy, so in other words, your director jim gaines told you to get that?
>> i'm getting yelled at.
>> if he told you to jump off a bridge, would you jump?
>> wow, you sound just like my mom!
>> goodness gracious alive.
>> the funny thing is, this guy doesn't even work here.
>> we have a pretty funny listical to tell you about today.
>> 24 worst people to sit next to on public transportation .
>> the shoes and socks off person. i just had this on a flight back from colorado this weekend. a guy wearing a tank top, no socks on, walks into the bathroom, goes to the bathroom. i later go in with my son, the floor is completely wet. he was barefoot in that little bathroom in the airplane, the floor is disgustingly nasty.
>> i take my shoes off. i mind when there's a smell.
>> you keep your socks on?
>> i put my shoes back on when i walk into the bathroom because once quickly this lady said there were two little boys in there, go put shoes on.
>> how about the space hogger?
>> what's that?
>> elbow --
>> you get there, like the middle seat and he takes both --
>> the rule is the middle seat you get both.
>> yeah. because the other people on the end get to lean out. the middle seat you get --
>> there's an actual hard and fast rule?
>> there is.
>> if you watch the safety video on the plane, you get both elbows.
>> shoulder sleeper.
>> and then the subset of that, shoulder sleeper, drooler. let's eat an entire meal on a plane or subway person.
>> this one i hate. the nail polish person. they're doing their nails. uh-oh.
>> all right, let's get a check of our weather.
>> you have done that? have you done that?
>> when a girl's nail cracks, she's got to go in for emergency care .