TODAY | March 03, 2014
>>> back now at 7:45 with the after party. guys, how was it?
>> i've got to tell you, we had a great time.
>> you made it fun for me. thanks very much.
>> well, we think it's a night hollywood won't ever forget. thanks largely in part to the restraining order they have on us now.
>> all right. here we are on the red carpet for the 86th annual oscars.
>> you look lovely!
>> this is the craziest tag team ever. you two.
>> i didn't recognize al. he's so thin now.
>> i know.
>> and you look beautiful and sober for a change.
>> oh, that's so funny.
>> i'm kidding.
>> i missed your mom and sister yesterday.
>> we were all naked in the spa. it was awesome.
>> they didn't tell me that.
>> he helped me get ready tonight and got bored and we took him home.
>> you made this yourself.
>> i made this out of my own hair and i dyed it.
>> she is a foul-mouthed woman.
>> al wants you to swear at him.
>> oh, no.
>> just say something nasty.
>> you asked for it, al.
>> he's in front of us.
>> you once told me, you don't take those out after 50, and you lied to me.
>> they haven't seen the sunlight in so long, i thought i'd treat them.
>> how are you feeling tonight?
>> well, your people behaved. what can i say?
>> lucky for you, you're not having to report the weather tonight.
>> i know.
>> 1 to 2 inches, no big deal .
>> brad! bradley! how are you, sir? please come say hello. just a handshake. i know, it's time. here's to another oscars.
>> thank you very much. i was a virgin, you know, before this. this is my first one.
>> we're not going to say what we're thinking.
>> so many things.
>> -- to say.
>> it was fantastic doing this with you, my love.
>> it was fun. thank you, darling.
>> they'll never let us back.
>> well, that's probably good news.
>> you two do seem to have bonded out there on the red carpet .
>> we're never coming back.
>> it's tied you together.
>> that's all right.
>> no, no, no. we were ignored by some of the biggest stars in hollywood.
>> some people have a very nice way of blowing you off and other people are darn rude. brad going like that was sweet. other people, leonardo just went right by us.
>> all right, guys. we'll see you in a little bit.